Cocktail Ending 1: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative

A sketch from A Bit of Fry & Laurie

Hugh and Stephen address the camera at the end of the show: they are in black tie and Hugh is sitting at the piano.

Stephen Well that's just about it for this week.

Hugh That's right. Time the old enemy ...

Stephen Oh shut up. So it's good night from me ...

Hugh And it's good night from me.

Stephen We're going to leave you with tonight's cocktail recipe. This one's called "A Slow Snog With A Distant Relative". For this you'll need two measures of brandy, three of rum. One measure pink gin, one white. A dash of lemonade, a sprint of orange-juice, a spoonful of crushed Sugar Puffs, two hard-boiled eggs and an open-toed sandal, size nine if you can get it. Hit it Mr Laurie, if you'd be so very kind. Hugh strikes up a jazzy sort of riff while Stephen mixes a "Slow Snog With A Distant Relative", spilling drinks everywhere.

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Stephen My only criticism of David Icke is that he doesn't go far enough.

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