Going for Gold

A sketch from A Bit of Fry & Laurie

Hugh is Henry Kelly. Stephen is Colin. Beside him are Kevin and Fiona.

Hugh Hello and welcome to English People Appear to be the Most Ignorant in Europe. I shall be asking questions of our three likely contestants, Dieter Schomer, who is a dental technician from Hamburg, Andrea Larsen who is a dental technician from Oslo, and Colin Mint, who is a dental technician from Tunbridge Wells in Kent. Let's go straight into the first round. Dieter, your question. I am a female journalist who came to fame in the 1960s, presenting Blue Peter...

Kevin Valerie Singleton.

Hugh Correct. Andrea. I am an underground station on London's Northern Line, situated between Warren Street and Tottenham Court ...

Fiona Goodge Street ...

Hugh Correct. Colin. Ich bin ein geflunsigge sturmfische, betolden lemhausen feuneubische, stem hamburg von ledentrader masch fenvarsentleiter und grobbische. Stephen looks vacant. Have a guess ...

Stephen Mary Queen of Scots.

Hugh The answer I was looking for, Colin, was William Waldegrave. Bad luck. (To camera.) Ladies and gentlemen, we're thrilled to be able to present this next item. Dame Victoria Bennett stars in Alan Wood's acclaimed prestige dramatic monologue Well I Never Did.

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