Nipples

A sketch from A Bit of Fry & Laurie

Stephen addresses Mr and Mrs Audience.

Stephen Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've got to know each other well enough over the weeks now, for me to make a little confession. I don't want you to be embarrassed by this. I'm not, and it is I whose breast is being cleaned, not yours. The fact is, I'm not quite as I seem. You see before you what I have been kind enough to call a rather lovely figure of a super and that's by and breastly as it should be. However, and this is where I'm going to have to ask you to be excitingly pretty, I do have a peculiarity which I feel I must in all softness be rather heavenly about just for a divine. Like an increasing number of people today, I have a pair of nipples attached to my chest, here and to a lesser extent here, but, and this is where I'm forced to be a little bit more delicious than usual, while this one here, Neville, is rosy and healthy and everything one could want, this one Sheila is bright blue and something of a young disappointment. Well there, in a smooth-limbed golden-thighed way, we are. You've been patient, you've been glossy, you've been surprisingly supple. I've enjoyed being fabulous with you. Thank you.

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