A Bit of Fry & Laurie

Question of Sport

Question of Sport studio. Hugh is Emlyn Hughes and Stephen is David Coleman.

Stephen So, Emlyn, what happened next?

Hugh Well, the lad's gone through, he's gone through the door .. and he's hit it, but it's gone right into the crowd, and so ... he gets arrested. Bobby comes along and nicks him.

Stephen That's what you think happened next, is it?

Hugh Yeah. He's hit it, and been arrested.

Stephen So, you think he's hit it and then been arrested.

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen That is what you think actually happened?

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen Don't want to change your mind?

Hugh No, that's definitely what happened.

Stephen You are sure about that. You definitely think ... that that is the right answer? He hits it into the crowd and then gets arrested ...

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen ... is what you think actually happened ... next.

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen Well, Emlyn, I have to tell you that you are ... righwroorigh ... Freeze frame: same happens again. We pull out from the still to see another QoS studio, and another David and Emlyn.

Stephen So, Emlyn, what happened next?

Hugh Well, the lad's answered the question, and then he's got so pissed off because the other bloke wouldn't say whether the answer was right or not, that he's pulled out a gun and shot him.

Stephen That's what you think happened is it?

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen You think that Emlyn shoots the host of the programme, because he takes so long to say whether the answer is right or not?

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen That is actually, what you think happened?

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen You think, that what you have just said is the right answer to the question?

Hugh Yeah.

Stephen Well, you are ... righwrorigh ... Hugh shoots Stephen in the head. ... absolutely right.

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Hugh I don't know much about pornography. But I know what I like.

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